“Baby, get out of the road!” Chipper shouted. “Don’t you know those cars will kill you?” Baby scurried towards Chipper, unaware of what cars were or what it meant to be killed. He asked, “What’s that mean?” ...... More »

Now this is one crazy news story! This 4 year old drinks a beer, goes into his neighbors house, steals presents. Goes outside and roams the streets wearing a dress and holding a beer, rings a doorbell, then gets caught ...... More »

I'm at a wrestling meet & 1 of my kids notices that Glenelg is spelled the same frontwards & backwards. I say 'yea thas called a... a...'. I couldn't think of what it was called so I asked 1 of my other kids i co ...... More »

The day started off with a bang...I go in to get my 18 month old son up to get him ready for daycare only to realize that at some point in time during the night he had taken his pants and diaper off. To my surprise he ha ...... More »

Kid i coach when the subject of trick or treating was brought up "I dont eat candy, i'm a vegetarian". I said.... "What the thell does that gotta do wit anything? R U telling me u dont eat animal crackers, is that what ...... More »

Today I woke up and every plant in my house had the dirt disbursed all over the carpet thanks to the angry kitty. In my attempt to clean the dirt up, I hastily pulled out the vacuum. In doing so knocking over a bucket of ...... More »

Today, an order-writer at work had to fix a job. I saw the paperwork and it looked like a kindergartener would have been embarrassed by the messiness of the job. The woman, who owns her own company, had notes sideways, s ...... More »