Now this is one crazy news story! This 4 year old drinks a beer, goes into his neighbors house, steals presents. Goes outside and roams the streets wearing a dress and holding a beer, rings a doorbell, then gets caught by the cops holding the beer! Taken to the hospital to get his stomach pumped. Don’t believe me? Watch this video…

http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html

I’m at a wrestling meet & 1 of my kids notices that Glenelg is spelled the same frontwards & backwards. I say ‘yea thas called a… a…’. I couldn’t think of what it was called so I asked 1 of my other kids i coach ‘Ay, whats it called when a word is spelled the same frontwards & backwards?’. To which he looks up at me & responds…’Racecar?’.
Me & the other kid just look at each other & say at the same time ‘What???’.(Later on we realized it was called a palindrome)
After an hour of teasing we let it go. The last match of the day came around. By this time the kids were tired & sum a lil beat up. But with a lil motivation they came together & got pumped for the last match of the day. They lined up to clap it up for the first wrestler to come out. As he came down the line i stopped him & said”Ay, go out there & wrestling smart,,, no easy takedowns ,,, 1st move,,, & racecar. High 5″. In which he high 5′d me & said “racecar” & then beat his opponent. The kid who said racecar did not like this & was gettin annoyed with every “Racecar” & high 5. After about the 5th or 6th kid came out i looked over at him sulking in the corner so i made the team give him a group hug.
During one of the matches the referees changed. As 1 of my kids was getting close 2 pinning his kid i yelled”Lift his head… bring him in… alright now racecar.RACECAR!”. This made the ref laugh causing him 2 toot on his whistle(which was in his mouth).
I put my head behind my other coach 2 chuckle a bit as he turned 2 me with a smile & said “You’re an asshole”

The day started off with a bang…I go in to get my 18 month old son up to get him ready for daycare only to realize that at some point in time during the night he had taken his pants and diaper off. To my surprise he had not gone to the bathroom but had “found” his “ting ting” as he calls it and would not stop grabbing at it and screaming about how excited his was that he had managed to take off his diaper by himself. After chasing him around for a few mins I realized just how late I was going to be to work so we rushed out the door…as most women do I put the remainder of my make up on while driving to work. I was blindly reaching into my purse to put on my lip gloss…started to put it on and my lips started to burn like crazy and then go numb. I pull over on the side of the road flipping out wondering what the hell is happening. I look at my tube of “lip gloss” only to realize it was a dern tube of baby oragel to numb my sons gums! So needless to say I went to work with puffed up lips and the feeling of drooling :) MY DAY AND MY STORY….some-days you gotta suck it up and put your big girl panties on right???