I’m at a wrestling meet & 1 of my kids notices that Glenelg is spelled the same frontwards & backwards. I say ‘yea thas called a… a…’. I couldn’t think of what it was called so I asked 1 of my other kids i coach ‘Ay, whats it called when a word is spelled the same frontwards & backwards?’. To which he looks up at me & responds…’Racecar?’.
Me & the other kid just look at each other & say at the same time ‘What???’.(Later on we realized it was called a palindrome)
After an hour of teasing we let it go. The last match of the day came around. By this time the kids were tired & sum a lil beat up. But with a lil motivation they came together & got pumped for the last match of the day. They lined up to clap it up for the first wrestler to come out. As he came down the line i stopped him & said”Ay, go out there & wrestling smart,,, no easy takedowns ,,, 1st move,,, & racecar. High 5″. In which he high 5′d me & said “racecar” & then beat his opponent. The kid who said racecar did not like this & was gettin annoyed with every “Racecar” & high 5. After about the 5th or 6th kid came out i looked over at him sulking in the corner so i made the team give him a group hug.
During one of the matches the referees changed. As 1 of my kids was getting close 2 pinning his kid i yelled”Lift his head… bring him in… alright now racecar.RACECAR!”. This made the ref laugh causing him 2 toot on his whistle(which was in his mouth).
I put my head behind my other coach 2 chuckle a bit as he turned 2 me with a smile & said “You’re an asshole”

The day started off with a bang…I go in to get my 18 month old son up to get him ready for daycare only to realize that at some point in time during the night he had taken his pants and diaper off. To my surprise he had not gone to the bathroom but had “found” his “ting ting” as he calls it and would not stop grabbing at it and screaming about how excited his was that he had managed to take off his diaper by himself. After chasing him around for a few mins I realized just how late I was going to be to work so we rushed out the door…as most women do I put the remainder of my make up on while driving to work. I was blindly reaching into my purse to put on my lip gloss…started to put it on and my lips started to burn like crazy and then go numb. I pull over on the side of the road flipping out wondering what the hell is happening. I look at my tube of “lip gloss” only to realize it was a dern tube of baby oragel to numb my sons gums! So needless to say I went to work with puffed up lips and the feeling of drooling :) MY DAY AND MY STORY….some-days you gotta suck it up and put your big girl panties on right???

Kid i coach when the subject of trick or treating was brought up “I dont eat candy, i’m a vegetarian”.
I said…. “What the thell does that gotta do wit anything? R U telling me u dont eat animal crackers, is that what u mean?”

Source : ‘Coach Thell’ (add Othell for hilarious wall comments)

Today I woke up and every plant in my house had the dirt disbursed all over the carpet thanks to the angry kitty. In my attempt to clean the dirt up, I hastily pulled out the vacuum. In doing so knocking over a bucket of powdered laundry detergent which rapidly spread amongst a ten foot area. So now to add insult to injury, I have to clean up a small mountain of detergent, and several plants dirt in several rooms. As I start cleaning I realize it has started thundering outside so I quickly try to vacuum as much as possible, completely forgetting to check the bag. With in minutes the vacuum starts to make a loud noise. I quickly unplug the vacuum and prepare to remove the bag. Noticing the zipper is extremely tight I slowly pull the zipper down. Upon reaching a part where the bag seems much slimmer, I pull down the rest of zipper which punctures the bag, explodes all over the room, my face, and is spread about with the help of a room fan on high. As I make my way to the bathroom to get the dust out of my eyes an extremely loud sound of thunder rings, which is followed by a complete loss of power. I quickly rinse the dust out of my eyes and make my way to the door choking on the dust. Only to trip over the vacuum, bang my face on the plant I moved to vacuum which gave me a black eye, landing with my mouth partially open in the mountain of laundry detergent I spilled. Again going to the bathroom to wash the soap out of my mouth I realize the prior use had drained the water pressure completely. We had absolutely nothing to drink in the fridge, so I rinsed my mouth out with all I had, vodka. After three rinses, I accidentally swallowed some. After that I threw up on the carpet. We are supposed to show off our house tomorrow to some potential buyers. That’s My Day, My Story….