Yesterday was my daughters 16th birthday party, a week after her actual birthday but she was with her mother for her birthday. Before the party I finally decided to give my daughter the birds and the bees speech since her mother is no longer around to give it (caught the slut cheating). Upon starting the conversation my daughter promptly cut me off and said, ‘dad I know all about it’, in which I replied ‘oh ok so you have had sex education at school already I presume? she smirked, said ‘yes’ and then looked at me with a intrigued face and asked me ’so dad, how many people have you been with?’ in which I replied ’several, 5 to be exact’. She looked at me puzzled and simply said with a slight giggle ‘oh… ok’. Which threw me back a little with the condescending tone she added with her reply, so I said ‘are you sexually active?’ she quickly looked down and said in a lowered tone ‘yes, but please don’t be mad’ which really surprised me because she seems so innocent and quiet any time a boy is around. So I asked her ‘well, how many guys have you been with and where?, you can be honest I won’t be mad’. She said ‘you promise you won’t be mad’ I replied ‘absolutely’… She replied ‘well the week I threw a party for my birthday at moms, invited a lot of people over and that is the second time I had sex’. I replied with ’so you have been with two guys?’ she said ‘well, I dunno, how many guys are on a football team?’
Now I have a new car, and she’s punished until she hits 18.
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WOW! I would beat her ass so bad she wouldn’t even think about sex again! A entire football team????!!!! WOW! A walking STD now?