The day started off with a bang…I go in to get my 18 month old son up to get him ready for daycare only to realize that at some point in time during the night he had taken his pants and diaper off. To my surprise he had not gone to the bathroom but had “found” his “ting ting” as he calls it and would not stop grabbing at it and screaming about how excited his was that he had managed to take off his diaper by himself. After chasing him around for a few mins I realized just how late I was going to be to work so we rushed out the door…as most women do I put the remainder of my make up on while driving to work. I was blindly reaching into my purse to put on my lip gloss…started to put it on and my lips started to burn like crazy and then go numb. I pull over on the side of the road flipping out wondering what the hell is happening. I look at my tube of “lip gloss” only to realize it was a dern tube of baby oragel to numb my sons gums! So needless to say I went to work with puffed up lips and the feeling of drooling :) MY DAY AND MY STORY….some-days you gotta suck it up and put your big girl panties on right???
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